She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
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The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
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My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
How many times have you told me to call 911 this week?
Lol twice
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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