Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
I didn't want to have to tell you this, violating our brother/sister code not to discuss these things but: for the love of christ stop inviting that 21 year old idiot I slept with for six months to EVERY PARTY WE THROW.
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
I pull out like 90% of the time, but that's just to make art.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
I love how my phone automatically capitalizes Margarita. R-e-s-p-e-c-t.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I tried to get the guy I like to “spit shake” on a sexual bet... why am I such a bro fml
Randomize