Thats something to write home to mom about
Dear Mom, I had sex last nt w a girl that liked to b choked. Im n love. Cant wait for you to meet her
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
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...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
Also I've been at work for an hour and I've already been "honey"d "babe"d and "beautiful"d by three separate men. Apparently hungover with yesterdays make up looks good on me.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
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Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
I sent my brother over to my ex's to get the rest of my stuff. He comes back SEVEN HOURS LATER, high as fuck without my shit! No loyalty.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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