Penelope Cruz needs to learn American words.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
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I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
He caught me shoving meatballs into my mouth using my hand. Fuck utensils. It’s Christmas...and this is why I’m single.
They are good meatballs.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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