Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
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just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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