i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
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I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Your cock deserves a montage
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your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Thank you for caring about my cervix.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
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