I really like you and I'm tired of just hooking up. I want you be my boyfriend.
Uhh, I'm not breaking up with my girlfriend to be with you.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
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Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
While looking for socks, I found my mothers sex toy box. Dear god I finally understand where my kinkiness comes from.
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Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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