Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
worst 3rd wheel sitch ever. i'm crammed into a booth with him and chubs mcgee and his hand is between her legs. thank youuu karma.
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
I looked at my own cervix.
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I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
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hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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