i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just spent the last of my lifesavings on (what i hope is enough of) alcohol. Hello summer.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
Randomize