Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
OMG - This guy with a mullet just told me - it wasn't a mullet - but his hair dresser layered it wrong. It's so walmart in here. I hate you.
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a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
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I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
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