There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
my little brother just told me that I should start chasing my vodka with slim fast. genious.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
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He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
So what kind of fun pills do we have for the amusement park tomorrow?
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I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
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