1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
dude, i was at the student union last night trying to study but some retarded sorority spent an hour voting on the color of the seasons shirts like it was a UN meeting- someone motioned purple, someone objected, and half an hour later after 2 recounts they decided on purple
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she thought Martin Luther king was a president at one time. I love knowing I broke up with my ex and this is what he ends up dating.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
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FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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