New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
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I find it worrying that she bit me in bed. Then proceeded to write her name in bite marks. All without ever losing the rhythm of our fucking.
Went to an open-bar law school party and puked in front of Justice Scalia. My legal career is now complete -- I literally got judged by a U.S. Supreme Court Justice. Can't get any higher than that.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
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Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
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