Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
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Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
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I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
Know what's awkward? Having a couple of moving guys watch while you detach the bondage cuffs from your bedframe, that's what.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
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