I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
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drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
call me with an emergency in 5 min. This chick has a strap on hangin behind the bathroom door.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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