you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
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I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
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Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
This is a test message to see whether or not the recipient is alive.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
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