The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
i guess that's what happens when you find your girlfriend at the zoo
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
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You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
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oh man that would be weird.. i feel like we should do dirty things before anything super intimate like a massage.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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