oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
Ive had to apologize to every girl i know today because of you
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all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
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There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
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