How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
We should probably just have a threeway and get everyone on the same page.
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you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
He rubs his penis on back when he think I'm sleeping
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
She poured beer through the deck into the hot tub. She called it a deck shot. It was horrifying but super awesome at the same time.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
Stay away a while longer.
Still not sure if they're cops or strippers.
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