my last 3 google searches were anal itchy vagina and ice cubes
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
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i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
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In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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