There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Threw up 3 times on the lawn mower and then proceeded to crash it into a tree root and break it.
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
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Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
Your 13 year old niece and her best friend half carried you from the beach to the pool where you then clung onto a raft and screamed about having pretty hair.
Night is still young. Puking guts out part of it just began
it doesn't matter, he's just a life support system for his dick
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
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Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
Well, I can mark "throwing up in a daycare bathroom due to a hangover" off my bucket list.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
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