I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
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Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
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you are dancing on the line between undergrad and alcoholic.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
Randomize