Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
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Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
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On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
Can't. Way too high. Forgot how to operate doors. Stuck outside.Come get me.
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