sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
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I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
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He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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