Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
There's some strange man with hair that keeps talking to us. I'm scared.
This is how horror movies start. Going to bar with strange hair guy. He's paying. Bad idea?
Ditched hair man. Got free cab ride to market. Want food. I win.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
On monday, while we were having crazy monkey sex, I earned $82. Vacation pay rocks.
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You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
Idk how much vodka is on these pants but I'm gonna wear them anyway: the biopic
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
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he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
He signed my ass with a Waffle House pen.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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