textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Fuck appropriateness.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
I am the poster child for what not to do during sex. Soon they will be calling an undesired position after me
does anyone know how to get red sharpie out of a white cat?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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