I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
Its as if he has to do the exact opposite of what I tell him. Don't come in my eye, pfshh it's in my eye. Don't come on the cat, pfshh it's on the cat.
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I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Watching the dude who probably knocked me up be all cute with his girlfriend on my couch. I am too nice, and I hate today.
My dream of watching a live dick sword fight might never be realized now. Currently sobbing, shots to follow
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
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that almost beats the chick I saw smoking a joint while uni-cycling past my house at 4am. Almost.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
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