somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I hate all girls vehemently.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
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JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I have a voicemail from Mike at 1am. He starts to say something, but then throws up instead.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
What's the appropriate way to phrase "If you ever leave your wife give me a call. But we can still have sex periodically until then."??
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i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
I took a pregnancy test at Pancheros a bit ago.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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