This isn't the rejection hotline, is it?
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
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I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
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So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
I currently don't understand fingers.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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