my fart just smelled so bad i acutally gagged
just because you are now my girlfriend does not mean you can text me nasty shit
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
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I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
You seriously knocked all the beer off the table, broke the beer pong table, broke the bar and kept yelling "you have to warn me first!" all because I wouldn't let you have another four loco
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But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
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