Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
I let some guy put hot sauce in my asshole for his birthday
well you can't waste a boner
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
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After her AA meeting, she was on the phone with her mom, and when she said, "they're making me start over with Step 1," I quietly sang, "cut a hole in the box".
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
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