Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
I feel like our bond is deeper now that we're both sleeping with married men. now we're really bffls
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mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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I just made out with Ricky Ullman of Phil of the Future fame and I don't know what I'm doing anymore. Help.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
A bee came out of the shoe box and stung her. Even the insect community doesn't want her in those hideous things.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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