This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
i just looked at the calendar to see when spring break is and literally stopped eating
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I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Is it a step in the wrong direction to ask my parents for a kegerator for graduation?
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Yes, i finally made it. but let me tell you...i can smell myself right now in class right now, this scent is called alcoholism.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
If you come home and I'm pantsless with cake smeared all over my face, I'm sorry.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
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