he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
He cant even get with danielle. Thats like striking out in t-ball
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
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Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
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It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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