Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
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Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
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To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I accidentally told my mom "the reason I didn't answer your call is because my phone was in my pants, on the floor"
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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