Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
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judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
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He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
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