she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
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In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
What wine did you feed Jack? Might not want to waste the good stuff on kitties. Kitties only get box wine.
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nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
Were we still high when we decided to break your leg?
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