You need to get here now. A drunk girl just stumbled into our apartment. shes laying on the floor by our door.
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
We started playin just the tip, then shit got crazy
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Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
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he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
You seriously don't remember crying about how much you miss your mom right before we hooked up?
I thought I would be a proper lady and put my spare panties in a ziplock
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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