just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
What drink are we having for lunch?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
lost her for two hours. she was banging a russian guy in her car in the parking lot. he told her she was majestic.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
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Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
This wine tastes amazing. It's like a fermented hug.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
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