this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
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Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
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She was totally amazed that i had the pizza delivery timed to coincide with our nooner and that the delivery boy knew where the broom closet on the 3rd floor was.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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