What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
dude, i have to cancel tonight, my neighbor just bought a goat
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
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For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
My mom just told me the story of how she met my dad through prison. How was your saturday?
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
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I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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