Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
im having a hard time not telling ppl about ur bathroom story
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
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By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
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Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I kinda feel like I was hit by a Prius. Just glad it's not bus status.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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