The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
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I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
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I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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