ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
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She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
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That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
I party with great urgency now.
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