Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
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a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
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He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
Have you ever thought, hey maybe the reason we were togather that long was because I was drunk the whole relationship?
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