Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
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he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
You convinced us both to take shots of jack Daniels through our eyes.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
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YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
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