I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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Her craziness is the sexiest thing about her.
I can't wait to read your obituary.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
so.. he paid for my flight to vegas, took me to shows, bought my drinks and STILL rescued my drunk ass after i ditched him. i HAD to cuddle with him this morning.. fair exchange, right?!
When you wanted to give that guy at McDonalds your number you asked the cashier if you could borrow "a pen or just like a straw with his blood on it". He gave you a pen.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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