so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
I'm chasing vodka with french fries.
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
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So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
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Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
Literally told everyone you're my idol cause you ate a chicken nugget off a sword
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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