We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
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Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
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the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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