video games are the ultimate cock blocker
Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
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Mom got me cough medicine that tastes like tequila . She said she took taste tests. Best mom ever.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
idk but i can hear her singing "Call Me Maybe" really slowly and emotionally in the shower right now
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
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He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
None of what you just said was coherent
I just bought wine at a gas station what the hell do you expect
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